Sunday, April 30, 2006

what you should say when you are drunk

Chelsea 3-0 Manchester United
this is hopeless...

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Martin wakes up at
home with
a huge
hangover.

He forces himself to open his eyes, and
the first
thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and
a glass
of water on the side table.

He sits down and sees his clothing in front
of
him, all clean and ironed out.

Martin looks around the room and sees
that it is
in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the
rest
of the house.

He takes the aspirins and notices a note
on the
table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I
left
early to go shopping. Love You!"

So he goes to the kitchen and sure
enough there is
a hot breakfast and
the morning newspaper. His son is also at
the
table, eating.

Martin asks, "Son, what happened last
night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home
around 3 AM,
drunk and delirious.
Broke some furniture, puked in the h!
allway, and
gave
yourself a black eye when you stumbled
into the
door."

Confused, Martin asks, "So, why is
everything in
order and so clean, and breakfast is on
the table
waiting for me? I should expect a big
quarrel with
her!"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged
you to the
bedroom, and when she tried to take your
clothes n
shoes off, you said, "Lady leave me
alone! I'm
married!

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Moral of the story:-

Self-induced hangover - $ 400.00 ,
Broken furniture
- $ 5,000.00 ,
Breakfast - $ 20.00

Saying the Right Things While Drunk -
PRICELESS

1 Comments:

Blogger Spc. Freeman said...

Indeed.

7:47 PM  

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