Sunday, November 13, 2005

The best joke ever...ithink..

alright, here's what happened to me last saturday...


suz, a friend and I were returning back to our car from a pc shop....


we took the lift down instead of walking as we were lazy though it's only 2 floors...
well when we entered one particular lift...and as we went down the lift jerked a little and stopped...
for freaking 30 minutes we were stuck there....

here's what happened during that time...


usually each lift has an alarm and intercom to communicate with the maintainance people. Well, being HUMANS we rang the alarm.. But instead of getting help, one of the workers communicate with us via intercom and asked who was soudning the alarm.. we told them we were stuck..guess what he answers?

"hello? hello? cannot hear you? this intercom is spoilt"

THe dude also tell us not to play around with the alarm..he thinks we're pranking him..

he really makes me laugh..instead of paniking..i lauged till my nuts fell..*almost*.. how could someone RINGING the alarm for SO LONG and he still thinks we're pranking him...

i was like WTF!?!?! spoil!?!?! so we sounded the alarm again hoping someone would hear... Then the guy in the intercom told us to stop playing and proceed to tell us that the lift is out of order and tell us not to enter..
here's another joke...
we were already inside the lift.. and there's NO SIGN that indicates that the lift is out of order...

then worker came...but ask us wait somemore..
argH!!

well let me fast forward the story...


then my friend dialed the number 999 (emergency line)

what's the purpose of an emergency line?
in case of emergency right?
we dialed..
NO ONE ANSWERED!!!


i was so fed up , i called my Mom, who called a friend, who is an inspector of the police force, who called the KL juridisction who then called the fire brigade to come...

however 2 mintues later...the lift door opened slightly and we force open it and "escape"




the joke for the entire story is...


1) worker telling us it's not working when the lift was so generous to open it's "jaws" for us to be consumed....(and there's no sign indicating it's Out of order)

2) 999 dialed 2wice..and NO ONE ANSWERED

3) someone acknowledge us..but instead tell us to WAIT....for another 10 minutes....

4) rang the alarm for so long, and he thinks we're pranking him...rang again..to piss him off..

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