Thursday, September 29, 2005

The longest delayed entry.

I actually wanted to post this 2 days ago, but because of some stupid blogspot service problems, I had to delay this entry...

Well, let me recap what happened the last week....


Yeah, last week, Suzanne and I headed for Dewgem's place to burn it to kingdom come play with lanterns since it is lantern festival and it's been so long since I last played lantern

it's floating...(believe it or not)

*sniff* Those were the days....

Anyway, It was fun though we did deliberately.. ahem.. I mean accidentilly burnt a few lanterns...
But it was all in the name of fun...

Then a wonderful thing happened...

Dewgem's gate became a metalic birthday cake.... yummy...

After all our "hard work" decorating the gate and burning up lanterns, Dewgem, Aunt Grace, Suzanne and I headed for "Wood" for some good mamaking...

I've never tried roti tissue before man....

at least not this high...

It's enough to feed 4 people man...

I guess was pretty muched stoned for the pass few days...

Yesterday was a good day indeed. Like I said in my last entry, it was doggy kenneth's birthday and the funny thing is he pumped two rounds from a shotgun to his wallet. Ahem, What I meant was he spent us dinner.Aww, how generous of him.
our very first appetizer, quite erm... appetizing.

We had 2 types of pastas, 2 appetizer, and the usual drinks. Speaking of drinks, Both Suzanne and I ordered drinks which the restaurant refer to as Flings. I ordered Bay Breeze because that darn drink reminded me of the movie Red Eye. Suzanne however ordered the Frozen Ocean. Maybe she's feeling hot?


(no pun intended dear, I still love you! )

Anyway, when the drinks arrived, I got shocked or merely stunned because the drinks turned out to be like this...

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This Limau Ice Frozen Ocean is rather thirst quenching

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So is the Teh O Ice Limau Bay Breeze

But the fun does not end there, after the wonderful scrumptious delicious sexiest yummiest hottest chuntest dinner, we headed for GSC and decided to watch The Myth.

In my life, I've never bought more than 10 tickets. But the record has been set last night...

15 tickets in one go... that would cost about RM150!!!

So I was like telling the cashier..

Caine : Yo babe, you're looking hot tonight, here's Rm150, feeling up to it?
Cashier : Yeah, I feel ya, here's the tix
Caine : Oh sheet! that's what I'm talking about!

I didn't say that anyway...

I guess that pretty much what happened for the past weekend...

Here's some cam whoring photos I've professionally taken.

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As I stare upon my thing the floor,
wondering what it's thinking why did I came whore.

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Round two
of roti tissue

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Tissue bread, tissue bread,
into my tummy you go..hahaha

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Lecturer : ok , so this is how the box is suppose to be drawn
Caine : Zzzzzzzzz.... Oh, I see..... *back to sleep*

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The morning sky next to the church

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Oh swan, where for art thou
Thy body so beautiful
I would like to wipe my mouth on you

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College Ice Kacang,Rm2.00, no ice cream.. dang!

Here comes the mother load.. the hottest picture ever!!

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Tifa Lockheart!!!

"At such a young age...18....i've found my future life's partner till forever....lucky rite??
my most beloved darling in da world.." - Foo Wei En

P/s: I'm not dissing her. Hell this is not defamation

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

A moment of silence

I know it happened few days back..


Let us all take a moment off and be thankful that we are not raped strucked by hurricane Rita and hurricane Katrina.

Let us also take a moment to honour(do we call it honour?) the victims of both of the rapists Rita and Katrina.

May you be filled with peace and calm as you all rebuild your future.

Our prayers will be with you.....

Take care fellow victims...

I hate Comment spammers. Why the hack makes you think I want to visit your forsaken
porn site? go screw your own wall la!
Stop spamming my comment box!!

Monday, September 26, 2005


Bloody blogspot admin!!

you retards!!!

screw you!!!

your service sucks!!

Sunday, September 25, 2005

How SARS came to be

Today's entry was suppose to be on yesterday's night out wetting with friends and few events that took place last week...

Unfortunately, the stupid idiotic merchants who runs the forsaken company TM net service 1515 is so lousy that I can't even load pictures... so that's why I decided to post this lame joke instead.. Ayam so angry....


Have you ever wondered why SARS existed out of no where?
How come SARS are so terrible?
Why humans suffered??
well .. look no further..

I've found out why...


Sometime back one very big group of cows went up to heaven. Upon
entering heaven's gate they saw a very big group of chickens there.

"Hey, what are u all doing here in heaven?" asked the oldest cow.
"Oh... we were all slaughtered indiscriminately down in Hong Kong..."
said the oldest mother hen sadly.

"Ya... we too were slaughtered indiscriminately down in Europe and
Japan. You know those damned people out there, they were just reckless
and cruel creatures. Only a few cows caused the mad cow disease and they
just killed us by the thousands."

"Where are those few cows that caused the mad cow disease?" asked one of
the chickens.

"Oh they were banished down to hell." lamented the old cow.

"Ya we too had a few mischievious chicken that caused the bird flu and
they were banished to hell too."

Just then a big group of pigs entered the heaven's gate and the same
story of indiscriminate slaughter goes around. Disgusted and angry, the
old cow picked up a phone, make a call to hell and got their
mischievious friends to come up with a deadly virus and send it to

"Why do u want to do that for?" asked the cow from hell.

"Just to see whether those silly people will indiscriminately slaughter
their own kind," came the reply.

"Oh, and what shall we call the deadly virus?" asked the chicken from

"Any name, so long as the virus makes the people "Sick And Really Sick."

"OK we shall call it SARS."

Now there you go, a perfectly "logical" explanation on why SARS exists...

Damn those Chickens...and cows...

the Chuck and the Moos...


Saturday, September 24, 2005

The Myth

Poor thing.... sad ending...why.....


Kenneth Ho the birthday boy.....

what i meant was...

Happy Birthday doogie dude.....

no pun intended bro...

You're finally 19..... *wipes sweat away*

what a relieve....

Anyway, this dude here is really a blessing...
Thanks for the dinner and movie..
next round my treat right?? hahahah........

Anyway, I'm so tick of with the Malaysian Idol.... Daniel won??? what the? why the hell he own the m'sian idol title la???

that lala kerang ikan sotong guy shouldn't have won. It's obvious Nita is better than him...

This goes to show, we Malaysians see LOOKS more than TALENTS...

*pukes on the floor*

*wipes of puke*

I really thought I've seen it all, NOW i've seen it all...

Utter Disgrace


All mood gone......

Anyway will blog about today... tmr...

jsut too darn tired...

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Assignments Rush....

Hong Kong Disneyland...... you've just been pawned!!!!!

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Virus SUCKS!!!

Damn the virus.... bless the creators...

well..we gotta love our enemies right??

but seriously damn the pc viruses!~!!

Sunday, September 18, 2005

A Passing Dream

Two roads stand between my way
As I struggle to survive each day
I stood high up among them all
But in fact I feel very small

I look upon the path I choose
Wondering what is there for me to lose
Will I ever make the right decision
Would there be a better reason

I gaze upon the two path
hoping that I would chose the correct path
Oh how will ever know?
A passing dream.....

Composed by,
Caine Chan

What a day, and I really mean WHAT A DAY!
You see, I was suppose to be on drums for worship right...
but then the keyboardist whom was suppose to play for worship was involved in a major slumber problem apparently didn't hear the alarm ring or rang but never heard. So I was forced to spontanously play.

I panic at first, hoping he would reappear and take over, but alas dreams will always be dreams. I can only wish...

But then thank God I pulled through, despite months of neglection on my piano practice...
Well after it was over, I let out a sigh of relief, thinking that it's over. I finished it.
Mana tau, the keyboardist also the one in charge of arranging our duties decided to put me in keyboard...

WAH, cold sweat started falling wei!!

But then, I guess it will be a good practice for me. He better teach me how to play..if not..

hahaha, remove me from keyboard..HAHAHA

hopefully I can make it la..

Friday, September 16, 2005

Inspiration people, inspiration.

Talk about brain juice depleting.. I'm now stuck with nothing in my mind.

What to talk about people?!?

Oh yah, I came across this article in The Star which they spoke about having this new invention.

Anti-Rape Condom.

I was like? what the hell???

What do you mean by Anti-Rape Condom??

Let me first explain,

Condom= protection while having sexual intercourse or living life safely.

Condom in dictionary is....

con┬Ědom (kndm)
  1. A flexible sheath, usually made of thin rubber or latex, designed to cover the penis during sexual intercourse for contraceptive purposes or as a means of preventing sexually transmitted diseases.
  2. A similar device, consisting of a loose-fitting polyurethane sheath closed at one end, that is inserted intravaginally before sexual intercourse. Also called female condom.

Sounds too scientific to me... Oh well..

So anyway, that's pretty much what condom is about...

SO now you say Anti-Rape..

Ok Anti means to prevent..

Rape is...erm...rape la...

So apply the math,

If Rape= screwed

and if Anti= to prevent

therefore Anti-rape = to prevent from getting screwed

Get it??

OK! I shall apply the math again

Anti-rape = to prevent from getting screwed

Condom = protection before getting screwed

What does Anti-Rape Condom = ???

Anti-Rape Condom = Protection before getting raped????? wtf?

Let me give you a scenario here....

Rapist : Shut up b**** lady, I'm going to rape you. Make any noise and you're dead Lady : No sir, please don't rape me. I'm still a virgin! I'm still young! Rapist : I said Shut up, you're gonna lose it today!!! Mwahaha! Lady : Well, in that case sir, here's a condom

Well, the rest I leave it up for you all to think...

So what am I trying to say here?



Guess what's this?

Some say it's mutated sperm... (sick ppl)

Some say it's lightning..

I say... well, lighting bolt??

Anyway, this was done via photoshop...finally I learnt something new via Photoshop CS

Life in college has never been the same ever since I made some choices...

Bloody friends backstabbed me
Assignment are all in groups
I have no group
most of them are full
leaving those who are bloody jackass merchants plain lazy.

So if I apply the math again..

I'm guess I'm pretty much screwed...anti rape condom anyone??

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

The Road Not Taken

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

Will I ever make the right choice??
Will I ever make the good one??
What shall I do??
What MUST I do???

If only.......

Saturday, September 10, 2005

Farewell my friend farewell..

Satay was good.. so was liquors.... thanks guyS!!

If I wasn't driving, I'd drink man!! dang..

As I pick up the glass of Coke filled with vodka...

I announced...

"here's to a very good man, a smart man, a short man... Julian Chow, one of the very first friends I made during secondary school. Though the seas may us part, but the friendship we shall always hold on.. you have been a true friend, a good friend.... I wish you the best in your studies, your future, your journey ahead may be filled with countless obstacles, by grace you'll pull through. We will always meet again in future, but not as youngsters but as fully grown adults. So Julian Chow, here's to you and your future! "

We drank the coke filled vodka and celebrated his farewell party.....

Liquors great
Satay's great
friendships greater...

see ya man!
take care bro!
till we meet again....

Death is only a door away.

Looking upon the table, I see a knife, Syringe, Drugs, Cigarettes, Sleeping pills, gun..

As I gaze upon the upper ceiling of my room, having catching glimpse of memories past...

Back to reality

I stared once again at the only key that leads me to death

How wonderful
How enjoyable
How exciting

I took the knife, slashed my wrist
I took the syringe
filled it with drugs
pumped it right through my virgin veins
I popped myself 1 bottle full of sleeping pills
hoping to have the eternal sleep
Alas, I haven't a gun to point to my head
if only I could just pull the trigger


All troubles would be over...

As death stood upon my doorsteps
Knocking on the doors of my heart

Death claims my life
Death owns my life
Death is but an eternal
Life is but a dream..

In regards to my former jackass freinds who thinks they are one smart arsehole!

Screw you....

I look upon the sky..
Sat lonely on my chair...
looking below the building...
the ground was very inviting...
If I could just spread my hands..
pretend they were wings and .....

to the ground.

Friday, September 09, 2005

I really want to just die... screw you all!!

No one told me today's Cg will be at Mc Donalds....

If I know, I wouldn't have eatn my dinner???

Anyway, good fellowship homies!!
We got to do that more often...

I had myself chicken McNuggets and Orange Mcfizz....

Which kept me wondering..

WHy everything in Mc Donalds has to be in Mc first??

We have the Chicken burger or better known as Mc Chicken

the Big Mac which is actually a large burger with 2 patties and 2 buns with mayo and vege...

Chicken Mc Nuggets... can't you just call it Nuggets???

Why don't they just name

Coke... Mac Coke

Fries... Mac Fries

Straw... Mac Straw

BBQ sauce... Mac BBQ


Anyway, after Mc Donalds... headed back to girlchurchmate's house....

then dropped another girlchuchmate home.. then headed home...

Mc Waitress : Hello sir, how may I help you??

Sir : I would like to have the McPie , a McCoke, McFries, McChicken...

Mc Waitress : Anything else??

Sir : Please give me the Mc BBQ sauce for the Mc Fries.. thanks Mc waitress..

M W : That'll be RM25.39. Thank you and have a Mc Pleansant day...

Sir : Mac day to you too...

So people,

Have a Mac Pleasant day and God bless =)

Thursday, September 08, 2005

If I could just die...

I never knew I was so handsome so thin back then....


Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Stomach stil a lil upset

Talk about having a pain in the neck...

I'm having one..... Literally...

Damn the pain man. It's really unbearable. I tried changing pillows, sleeping positions, nothing works..

My neck is getting from bad to worst..

I can't even crack it???

It getting stiff!!!

What to do la???

apply ointment..only gives temporary comfort.

Man I need a better pillow...

Tell me what to do???

Break it???

Tuesday, September 06, 2005


Sigh, First food poisoning, then came the cough.. now I got....



brain dystrub syndrome...


I was diagnosed with that disease at the last week of my holidays..that was like I guess 2 weeks ago?

I am so young



I just can't take the it...

I'm doomed for sure...


Oh well..

Love ya all....

However........ the only cure is very rare..

When I heard the cure..

I couldn't even believe...

I can't do it..
the cure is unbearable...


ya know what the cure is???

Study wor....

I'm dead....

Love ya all..

Saturday, September 03, 2005

I'm sick!!

What does Cendol and Rojak and Fried mee and ME have in common??

Food poisoning...

I'm having a major stomach pain..... vomit....purge... wow u shud hear the sound of the liquid squirting into the toilet bowl...

Now i'm resting..hopefully by tomorrow I'll be fine....

:: Assignments rush!! noooo!! ::

Something for all you Malaysians

:: Merdeka was chanted 7 times?? ::

:: my foot!!! ::

:: Merdeka was chanted 14 times!!! ::

Thursday, September 01, 2005

Creative strategy sucks.. poetry still better....

Two entries in one day..this is CREATIVE...haha....

This is what I created for my lectuerer...well she wants something CREATIVE..
here's something CREATIVE!!!

Behold the palm of my left hand
it sure looks mighty grand
I wonder what I could do
I'd rather throw this into the loo

splish and splash
this painting looks like trash
so I got up on my rear
started putting on my gear
I then place my fingers on the keyboard
and started editing or some sort
Oh how my picture turned out to be
I sure hope you people dare to see

Oh hack, this looks more like toilet paper to me... How on earth am I going to show it to her la???

This lecturer wonderful leh.... You just gotta do her work..or she'll spank us..real good...

Anyway, after finishing the painting, I took one look and started puking....

*wipes the puke of his shirt*

Excuse me..where was I
oh yeah, so then I decided to photo edit the whole lousy piece of trash my masterpiece...

and this is how it turned out....

Behold the newly edited left hand..hahaha

the surface of the moon... yeah right

Dang I'm good.... hahahaha!!!

Rain down on me....pour down on me.....

Last friday was really a good day... ya know why?

It was Raining!! woo-hoo

Rain down on me
Rain down on me
Here in Your presense I am free
Pour down like rain
Come and touch me again
Lord let Your presense fall on me

How ironic can that be?

We were singing Rain Down led by Pastor Matt, and when I went out of the hall... it was raining...

And I really got what I sang, rain down on me...

the rain was on me..

I tried taking photos, but

1) the stage was too far for me
2) the "security" stopped me from taking..

Actually indirectly I am in a CINEMA or formerly known as Ruby Theater..haha
So cameras or recording sorts aren't allowed..
but I manage to record some..and took some pics..

here's how they turned out....

"Always, Always and forever", he sang.

look at the crowd...some say they are hypocrites..
I say nothing...

Darn, the bassist is lil bit blured...take note it wasn't edited

sigh, we the drummers will always be in the corner

the pianist? keyboardist? argh, let's just call him
the dude on the keyboard

Overall, the whole event was not bad..... But the crowds....sigh, don't want to say anything la..