Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Old McDonalds had a love story....

Old McDonald had a farm a love story, E I E I OOOOOOO...

I tell you ah, friendster users are getting more stupid dumb stupendous stupido creative each day. I just ripped this from idiot spammers who loves nothing more than to spam the Bulletin board the Bulletin Board...



MCDONALD'S LOVE STORY!! =P

A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonald's
one cold winter evening.

They looked out of place amid the young families
and young couples eating there that night.

Some of the customers looked admiringly at them.
You could tell what the admirers were thinking:

"Look, there is a couple who has been through a
lot together, probably for 60 years or more!"

The little old man walked up to the cash register,
placed his order with no hesitation and then paid
for their meal.

The couple took a table near the back wall and
started taking food off of the tray.

There was one hamburger, one order of french
fries
and one drink.

The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger
and carefully cut it in half.

He placed one half in front of his wife.

Then he carefully counted out the french fries,
divided them in two piles and neatly placed one
pile
in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, and then his wife took a
sip as the man began to eat his few bites.

Again, you could tell what people around the old
couple were saying. - "They were used to sharing
everything."

Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady still
hadn't eaten a thing.

She just sat there watching her husband eat and
occasionally sipped some of the drink.

A young man came over and begged them to let
him buy them another meal.

The lady explained that no, they were used to
sharing.

As the little old man finished eating and was
wiping
his face neatly with a napkin, the young man could
stand it no longer and asked again.

After being politely refused again, he finally asked
the little old lady, "Ma'am, why aren't you eating.
You said that you share everything.

What is it that you are waiting for?"

She answered,


"THE TEETH"

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