Thursday, July 14, 2005

How retards work

Well, I've finally finish my exams!! Hoo-raa for that. However, I came across this particular retard. You see, retards have a very unique way of saying things... here's what that retard said so far....

Anonymous said...

the art on the backs of cereal boxes are better than this garbage

what's next? harry potter drawings? lotr?

Anonymous said...

3387 visitors since july 30, 2005???

uhhh, it's only july 14, 2005

wow, i'm really going to trust that counter


How do we help them?? So far it's hard to help these sort of people. You know why? They are not only stupid, they are also sooo damn ashamed to show their face nor even state their name. Wait wait, don't tell me, I guess retard name is Dickywheresmydicky. It must have been the length of retards name that he/she had to name it to anonymous... oh boy.... I pity his worthless suck up jack ass parents, it must have been tough for them, raising this retard anonymous.

Who the hell do you think you are? You come into people's blog, and you hide your jackass face and curse people?? woah. you must have like it right? who the fuck you think you are?
wait wait.. since you like cursing..let me learn from you..let me give it a shot..hang on yah....

hmm...


Dear Anonymous,

Your brains are as slimy as eggs and your IQ are so low you wish you were dead. Your body is full of diseases that every girl runs away whenever they see you. You smell like crap that your parents had to think twice before talking to you. Your parents,grandparents, brother,sister, uncle, aunty, thinks themselves as the biggest nut in the world. Oh yeah, your mother must have been from a whore house, your father from a dog pound. You must have been born in a dog pound near a whore house. Boy that sucks right? I must pity you for being so stupid all your life.. Even your girlfriend/boyfriend... oh wait, i forgot... you don't have one... I think you must have fainted even before you approach them. You must be so sad that you had to shag yourself in your own dog house reading dog porn, sucking dog bones... How sad it is that you have to look at other people and only able to see but not touch.. It could be that your nerves are so damaged that you feel so fucked up...


Yours truly,

Caine who does not need to hide his name..


You can talk trash with me, I can talk trash with you. You wanna fuck with me, I also can fuck with you... You touch me or my gf, you only land your sorry freaking jackass in jail. You screw anyone I know, you will get it from me. But then, I guess I shouldn't waste my precious time on dumbfucks like you...


Oh I just remembered. You don't speak english.. You must be speaking the italian.. no??
oh yah it's , monkey gibberish...sorry you're too "smart" for me to understand monkey gibberish.... I only know how to speak human language.....
your fellow primates knows though, they live in zoos. You can find them in any zoos.... tell your monkey father and monkey mother and your monkey friends I said hi...


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